Get-Out-of-Dodge Land

Alternate Histories, Vol 1: Genesis

May 19, 2025

Happy Monday, friends!

Forgive me for starting off the week with a downright awful joke that I know NONE of you can relate to. We all love our in-laws very much, and we’d never, ever, not in a million years, consider taking a trip to the other side of the world just to evade them. But alas, it’s too late to take back the joke now—I’ve already got my hand on the ‘send’ button.

The good news: setting the bar this low at the beginning of the week means we can only go up from here.

Of the trillions of words you could’ve chosen to read over the past few minutes, thank you for taking time to read mine! Please share this post with others if you’re somewhere on the scale between utterly amazed and a little amused.